nothing much. so lil patient that there was this time when my cubicle is empty.
i repeat EMPTY!
so i just stand in my cubicle like one stupid freak.
n u noe, for once, i was hoping to have admissionsss.
ADMISSIONS ok.
i never ask for that before.
you wanna noe y?
that's bcause admission form is always all so troublesome.
but kkh admission form is super direct la.
i like it alott that i wanna do all the admission there is.
im an expert for admission ready ok.haha.
n oh, on my 2nd last day,
some thing happened.
it surely gave me the shock of my life.
so this is how it goes.
i was chatting wif munirah, yvonne n all.
then this patient of mine, her husband came.
so i thought y not i go over to the back at the day room to call his wife since he was already asking for his wife.
my intention was just to go to the back n tell her that her husband is waiting for her la.
skali got call bell. toilet call bell sumore.
im just plain lazy to go n answer the call bell so i just thought that when i pass by the nurses counter, nobody is going to ask me to answer the call bell. my mind was 'pls, let me thru. i dont want to answer the call bell.'
well, guess wat?
luck is always not on my side. Damn!
this EN told me to go n answer the call bell n see what e patient wants.
so i was like 'damn! must it be me??'
but of course i didn't say dat.
i put up a smile n said 'yah sure. well im abt to answr it anw.'
haha. wat a liar.
so i went over to the toilet.
*knock knock*
me:
'hi, can i help you?'
patient:
'hey i tadi nk g .......'
huh??wat the hell are you talking bout? haha. i cannot hear you la dey.
me:
sorry ma'am but i cannot hear what ur saying. is it ok if you open the door?
door opened.
patient:
'hi, u noe, tadi i nk g toilet sebab i nk memberot. tapi skg ni i rase i tk memberot. maybe baby tu da jatuh. i rase baby tu da jatuh!'
me:
(what!!! baby da jatuh?? r u freaking serious???)
erm, ok2. u relax ok. duduk sini. i'll inform the staff. tkmo kunci toilet ni eh.
i went to inform the SN
the SN punye la relax.
you noe wat she said to me?
'ok, you go n wear glove, take blue sheet n a wheelchair to her. ok?
then just carry the baby n put it on the blue sheet.'
i was like 'are you serious?? you want me to do it?'
ok. my hands is starting to shake already!
i went to get the stuffs that the SN told me.
i was relieved when i saw 2 EN there. thanks man!
i went in the toilet, stand behind my patient.
then she ask me 'are you ready?'
me:
'yah' (altho im sure im not ready to see a baby in a toilet bowl!)
so here goes.
the patient stands up.
n i was freaked out when i saw that the baby was actually still hanging from her vagina!!!
i carried the baby, put it on the blue sheet took the stitch cutter n sut the umbilical cord that is connected to the vagina.
do you noe how big the fetus is??
its only a palm size!
my palm size ok!
the fetus, for ur info, is well-formed already.
legs, hand,fingers,head,face,eyes,nose ears.
the only thing is that, its not able to open its eyes. its not the time to open the eyes yet.
so poor thing la. its only abt 100g.
sumhow, the baby reminds me of sumbody.
how cruel can you be?
i wish she was there to see it.
so, the lesson i learnt here is, im not gonna do any premarital sex! n that is for sure!
